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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:13

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
—
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read