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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

‘My heart is broken’: Customers reeling as General Mills discontinues 3 cereals - OregonLive.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Crashed lander looks back at Earth from the moon photo of the day for June 10, 2025 - Space

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Phase-resolved attoclock precisely measures electron tunneling time - Phys.org

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Jessica Alba Reunites With Ex-Husband Cash Warren at Daughter Haven’s Graduation - instyle.com

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

‘Tyler Perry’s Straw’ Review: Taraji P. Henson Plays a Woman Well Past the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown - Variety

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Unacceptable again!

Stolen iPhones disabled by Apple's anti-theft tech after Los Angeles looting - TechSpot

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

With 2 petawatts, the powerful American ZEUS laser competes with particle accelerators. - Farmingdale Observer

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

No go.

Cannabis use in any form directly linked to significant risk of heart damage - Earth.com

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

"Brokeback Mountain" broke hearts on the big screen, and it's back to do it again - Salon.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Ram to enter trucks in 2026 with possible future move to Cup for Dodge - FOX Sports

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Activision Quietly Force Adverts into Call of Duty Black Ops 6 and Warzone Loadouts and Players Absolutely Hate It: 'At This Point It Really Feels Like Opening Up a Mobile Game' - IGN